OMG, DONT EVEN COME HERE ON DESKTOP, I AM WORKING ON THIS

lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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daydreamnnation:

"Hey can I borrow your phone?"
“Yeah just give me one sec”

nickfuckface:

when ur having a casual conversation and it shit gets serious
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sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
valvesoftware:
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