dw:

i’m in school and this monkey is on a cabinet next to me and he looks like he’s judging my life choices but he is unaware of my struggles and is not qualified to assess me

treebreath:

how are some people not even a lil gay

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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uchihabanera:

welcome to the weeaboo athletics. our first event will be the 400m naruto run

everets:

The only “Pokemon” ur gonna catch in tall grass is Lyme disease. Check for ticks every day.

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on